All the pride crap is starting
All the pride crap is starting
In honor of gay pride, I offer these questions to my straight fans.
Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide your were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you might grow out of?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of the same sex?
5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex and enjoyed it, isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. To whom did you disclose your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
7. Why do heterosexual feel compelled to recruit others into their lifestyle?
8. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
9. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it in your own home?
10. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
11. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Therefore, do you consider it safe to expose your children to a heterosexual teacher?
12. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman, and vice versa?
13. Why? do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
14. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual?
15. Even with all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
16. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you wanted to. Have you considered aversion therapy?
No work today, I have a performance at the Club Cabaret tonight with the chorus. It is one of the kickoffs to the pride celebrations. My brother woke me up this morning, because he had questions about html, and how to link stuff, so I explained some stuff, we hung up, and then he called me back. HAA, so go volunteer some hours with his gig. He's in Chicago though.
I feel as though I must mention my forbidden lover, Leila. We are going to be reunited much to the chagrin of her family next month in Chicago. Oh the CHUPACABRA!
Wednesday - May 15, 2002
I love sogay.com
In2Hotboyz: hey, your pics are cute
OhTheBill: hey thank you
In2Hotboyz: you're welcome :)
OhTheBill: much obliged
In2Hotboyz: lol, anytime
In2Hotboyz: take it ez
OhTheBill: uh, you too
In2Hotboyz: thanks
USER LEFT PVT CHAT
I would start talking about my life, and recent events, and the world in general, but I'm over it.
In honor of gay pride, I offer these questions to my straight fans.
Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide your were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you might grow out of?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of the same sex?
5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex and enjoyed it, isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. To whom did you disclose your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
7. Why do heterosexual feel compelled to recruit others into their lifestyle?
8. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
9. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it in your own home?
10. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
11. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Therefore, do you consider it safe to expose your children to a heterosexual teacher?
12. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman, and vice versa?
13. Why? do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
14. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone was heterosexual?
15. Even with all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
16. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you wanted to. Have you considered aversion therapy?
No work today, I have a performance at the Club Cabaret tonight with the chorus. It is one of the kickoffs to the pride celebrations. My brother woke me up this morning, because he had questions about html, and how to link stuff, so I explained some stuff, we hung up, and then he called me back. HAA, so go volunteer some hours with his gig. He's in Chicago though.
I feel as though I must mention my forbidden lover, Leila. We are going to be reunited much to the chagrin of her family next month in Chicago. Oh the CHUPACABRA!
Wednesday - May 15, 2002
I love sogay.com
In2Hotboyz: hey, your pics are cute
OhTheBill: hey thank you
In2Hotboyz: you're welcome :)
OhTheBill: much obliged
In2Hotboyz: lol, anytime
In2Hotboyz: take it ez
OhTheBill: uh, you too
In2Hotboyz: thanks
USER LEFT PVT CHAT
I would start talking about my life, and recent events, and the world in general, but I'm over it.
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